Commies Love Concrete.

A Lot Of Things Work Better In A Locomotive.

A Cocktail Party Is What You Call It When You Invite Everyone You Know To Come Over To Your House At Six P.m., Put Cigarettes Out On Your Rug, And Leave At Eight To Go Somewhere More Interesting For Dinner Without Inviting You.

All Change Is Bad. But Sometimes It Has To Be Done.

Liberalism Is Just Communism Sold By The Drink.

Never Refuse Wine. It Is An Odd But Universally Held Opinion That Anyone Who Doesn't Drink Must Be An Alcoholic.