Capitalism Gives All Of Us A Great

They've Hung Everything On Me Except The Chicago Fire.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.

I Am Going To St. Petersburg, Florida, Tomorrow. Let The Worthy Citizens Of Chicago Get Their Liquor The Best They Can. I'm Sick Of The Job-it's A Thankless One And Full Of Grief. I've Been Spending The Best Years Of My Life As A Public Benefactor.

They Can't Collect Legal Taxes From Illegal Money.

I Would Rather Be Rich Affluent And Greedy And Go To Hell When I Die, Than Live In Poverty On This Earth.