They Can't Collect Legal Taxes From Illegal

A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician. You Can Only Get A Little Of His Time Because He Spends So Much Time Covering Up That No One Will Know That He Is A Thief. A Hard-working Crook Will-and Can-get Those Birds By The Dozen, But Right Down In His Heart He Won't Depend On Them-hates The Sight Of Them.

I Have Spent The Best Years Of My Life Giving People The Lighter Pleasures, Helping Them Have A Good Time, And All I Get Is Abuse, The Existence Of A Hunted Man.

Every Time A Boy Falls Off A Tricycle, Every Time A Black Cat Has Gray Kittens, Every Time Someone Stubs A Toe, Every Time There's A Murder Or A Fire Or The Marines Land In Nicaragua, The Police And The Newspapers Holler 'get Capone.'

Once In The Racket You're Always In It.

Now I Know Why Tigers Eat Their Young.