Cancer Boy Probably Has The Saddest, Noblest,

No, I Don't Run All The Way. I'm Not Like An Olympic Class Runner.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.

I Got Through College Realizing Business Was Repugnant.

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.

You Know, Funny Is This Weird Word For Me. I Hear Is So Many Times It Has No Meaning Anymore.