I Got Through College Realizing Business Was

I Think You're The Grumpy Kid In The Hall, I'm The Nice Kid In The Hall.

To Me, Doors Fans Were Always The 16-year-old Idiots At Parties, Getting Stoned, And Talking About How Morrison's Lyrics Were Like Poetry... Like That Was A Deep Thought.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

I Think That's Why I Like Baseball. There's Something Great About It - You're Young, The Pitcher's Young And He's Got This Great Arm, And He Doesn't Really Realize Anything About Strategy.

I Would Rather Be A Security Guard Than A Rock Star.