I Would Rather Be A Security Guard

I Got Through College Realizing Business Was Repugnant.

However, We Couldn't Focus On The Films Much During The Series Because We're Dumb. Individually We're Smart Guys, But Together We're One Big Dumb Guy, And Couldn't Concentrate On Two Things At Once.

Cancer Boy Probably Has The Saddest, Noblest, Sweetest Heart Of Any Character I've Ever Done.

I Like To Do Little Obsessed Losers, Or People Who Are In Over Their Head, Or People Who Are Trying To Figure Stuff Out, Or Guys Whose Girlfriends Leave Them And They Don't Quite Get It. Guys Who Just Don't Quite Get It.

I'm In A Rut Deep Enough To Hang Posters.