I Would Rather Be A Security Guard

I Don't Love Comedy But I Can Watch Someone Who's Kind Of Interesting Forever. I Think A Waitress Who's Having A Bad Day Is A Lot More Fun Than Robin Williams Doing Forty Minutes Of Material.

Most Of The People I Know In Bands, All They Are Concerned About Is Getting To Do The Next Record.

However, We Couldn't Focus On The Films Much During The Series Because We're Dumb. Individually We're Smart Guys, But Together We're One Big Dumb Guy, And Couldn't Concentrate On Two Things At Once.

No, I Don't Run All The Way. I'm Not Like An Olympic Class Runner.

You Know, Funny Is This Weird Word For Me. I Hear Is So Many Times It Has No Meaning Anymore.