Cameron Diaz Was So Cute At The

Right From The Start, You Were A Thief, You Stole My Heart.

When I First Appeared, People Couldn't Figure Out Whether I Was Gay, Straight, Black, White Or Whatever, And I Loved That. I Loved The Fact It Scares People.

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

I Just Get Bored Easily. As I'm Sure Other People Do Too.

My Stage Show Is Raw And Unpredictable.