Calling You An Idiot Would Be An

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.