Calling You An Idiot Would Be An

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?

The Art Snob Can Be Recognized In The Home By The Quick Look He Gives The Pictures On Your Walls, Quick But Penetrating, As Though He Were Undressing Them. This Is Followed Either By Complete And Pained Silence Or A Comment Such As 'that's Really A Very Pleasant Little Water Color You Have There.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?