Calling You An Idiot Would Be An

It Is Always Well To Accept Your Own Shortcomings With Candor But To Regard Those Of Your Friends With Polite Incredulity.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side