I Dragged My Wife From Our Honeymoon

I Had A Lot Of Different Jobs Between Fifteen And Nineteen. I'd Moved Out Of My House Way, Way Younger Than I Should Have. So I Was Living Out On My Own With My Brother When I'd Just Turned Sixteen. I Did Busboy Stuff, And Worked In Warehouses, And Did Odd Jobs, And Stuff. I Earned Me Some Pesos.

I'll Do Whatever It Takes For A Movie. I Don't Really Care What That Is.

There's A Lot Of Actors I Think That Appear So Much More Together As The Characters They Portray As Opposed To The Actual People, So I Know I've Said This Before: Hollywood's Not A Place Where You're Rewarded For Growing Up.

The Best Directors I've Worked With, They All Have The Same Thing In Common. They're The First To Say, 'i Don't Know.' If You Ask Them, 'how Are We Actually Pulling Off This Movie?', They'll Just Shrug And Go, 'i Have Absolutely No Idea.'

When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.