My Father Was Swallowed Alive By His

A Producer Is Someone Who Actually Calls The Shots. An Executive Producer Is Just A Guy That Eats More Food At Craft Service.

When I Was Younger, I Was Reticent To Be Vulnerable On Camera And Everything I Was Doing Was Just A Really Finely Honed Defense Mechanism From When I Was A Kid, And I Was Now Using This To Make A Living On Camera.

When I'm Not Training For A Movie, It's More Relaxed. I Do A Lot Of Running. Usually I'll Run Four To Six Miles About Three Times A Week. You Try To Eat Right, But You Don't Always.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.

When I Exhale, I Just Turn Right Into Louie Anderson.