By And Large, Americans Close Their Ears

I Was Never Interested In Being A Rock Star. I Always Wanted To Be Boris Karloff.

It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed Show To Crawl Into People's Hearts And Minds.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

I Don't Wait For The Calendar To Figure Out When I Should Live Life.

Fans Like Their Heroes Simple. I'm Supposed To Stick Out My Tongue Twenty-four Hours A Day And Do Nothing Else.