But The Dutch Speak Four Languages And

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

Horseshoes Are Lucky. Horses Have Four Bits Of Lucky Nailed To Their Feet. They Should Be The Luckiest Animals In The World. They Should Rule The Country. They Should Win All Their Horse Races, At Least. 'in The Fifth Race Today, Every Single Horse Was First Equal...one Horse Threw A Shoe Came In Third...the Duck Was Ninth...and Five Ran.'

I'm An Action Transvestite.