Cats Have A Scam Going - You

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.

I Wanted To Be Less Well-known In Comedy.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.

Because We All Know One Of The Main Factors Of War Is The Element Of Surprise. And What Could Be More Surprising Than The First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!