But Sometimes You Gotta Do Stuff You

He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The Pack.

Actually, The Zapping Light Was Kinda Like Sookie’s Fairy-light-thing. Do You Think There’s Any Chance I’m A Fairy?” “no, Z. Focus. True Blood Is Fiction. This Is The Real World.

Well I Ain't Dr. Phil, But I'm Smart," She Said. "and Your Shoes Are Cuter Than His," I Said, Trying To Sound At Least Semi-normal. "yeah They Remind Me Of Dorothy's Ruby Slippers, Only Mine Are Wedges 'cause I'm More Fashion Conscious Than She Was.

Actually, Since I'm Gay I Think I Should Count For Two Guys Instead Of Just One. I Mean, In Me You Get The Male Point Of View And You Don't Have To Worry About Me Wanting To Touch Your Boobies.

I Still Didn't Look At Him. I Was Afraid If I Did That, I Would Turn Around, Run Back To Him, And Hurl Myself Into His Arms.