Damien Has Died And Gone Straight To

I've Married A Friggin Horse. And He Bites.

Darius Didn't Have Any Trouble Finding The Street Cats Building. It Was A Cozy-looking Square Brick Building With Big Front Windows Crowded With Cat Stuff. I Made A Mental Note To Pick Up A Little Something For Nala From Their Gift Shop. My Cat Was Grumpy Enough Without Her Thinking That I'd Been Cheating On Her (translation: I Would Smell Like A Zillion Other Cats) And Hadn't Even Brought Her A Present.

Sometimes The People Closest To You Betray You, And Your Home Isn't A Place You Can Be Happy Anymore.

Like At The Dmv When You've Passed Your Driver's Test And Had A Really Bad Picture Taken And You're Waiting For Them To Bring You Your License?" Jack Said. "exactly, Only Without The Filth And Peasants," Aphrodite Said.

We're So Special, When You Look In The Dictionary Under Short Bus, There's A Group Picture Of Us,'' Stevie Rae Said, Sounding Weak But Definately Alive.