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I Don't Think I've Ever Stolen Anything.

Honestly, I Don't See Movies More Than Once.

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

You Can Criticize Yourself To A Point To Do Something Better, Or You Criticize Yourself To A Point Where You Inhibit Yourself.