But I Really Believe That If You

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Continuing To Do Stand-up Is Always A Challenge Because The Audiences And The Environments In Which You Work Very Often Differ.

I'm Most Proud Of The Longevity Of My Marriage, My Kids, And My Grandchildren. If You Don't Have That, You Really Don't Have Very Much.

The Problem Is That We Live In An Uptight Country. Why Don't We Just Laugh At Ourselves? We Are Funny. Gays Are Funny. Straights Are Funny. Women Are Funny. Men Are Funny. We Are All Funny, And We All Do Funny Things. Let's Laugh About It.

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.