Brought Up To Respect The Conventions, Love

If Everybody Likes You, You Are Not A Very Interesting Person.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

I Have Always Felt Proud Of My Oscars And My Numerous Nominations. This Pride Is Due To The Fact It Was The Result Of Voters From The Members Of My Own Profession. This, Of Course, Is A Great Compliment For One's Work. I Hope Each Winner Of An Oscar Is As Thrilled As I Was When I Received Mine.

What A Fool I Was To Come To Hollywood Where They Only Understand Platinum Blondes And Where Legs Are More Important Than Talent.

The Act Of Sex, Gratifying As It May Be, Is God's Joke On Humanity. It Is Man's Last Desperate Stand At Superintendency.