Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

If It Was Possible For Me To Adopt, I Probably Would, But No One's Going To Let Me Adopt.

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.