Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

The Only Time I Took Ecstacy Was Years And Years Ago. It Was Absolutely Amazing.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

Occasionally The State Of The Planet Can Knock Me Off My Perky Perch.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.