Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

Do I Have More Depth Than I'm Given Credit For? No!

I've Heard Other Gay People Say When They Were Growing Up They Felt 'foreign.' Growing Up, I Was Able To Label These Feelings As: 'i'm A Protestant.' It Wasn't Until I Left, I Thought: 'oh, Those Weren't Protestant Feelings.'

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.