One Son Appears In Stereo - A

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.

We Even Switched To A Newly-formed Church Across The Town That Gave One Hundred And Twenty Trading Stamps Each Time We Attended. (we Now Worship A Brown And White Chicken With A Sunburst On Its Chest.)

As A Child, My Number One Best Friend Was The Librarian In My Grade School. I Actually Believed All Those Books Belonged To Her.