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One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.
-Erma Bombeck
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One Son Appears In Stereo - A
Erma Bombeck
One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.
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