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Necessity Makes Heroes Of Us All.

Like Other High Subjects, The Law Gives No Ground To Common Sense.

Dirty Old Men, Ignoring Society, Continue To Follow Nature.

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If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.