Retirement Is A One-way Trip To Insignificance.

Rules That Are Never Violated Cease To Be Recognized As Rules.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.

Swindlers Are Notoriously Gullible.

The Media: Bold Sex And Violence, Timid Politics And Morals.

When You Can't Figure Out What To Do, It's Time For A Nap.