Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

Is Life A Boon? If So, It Must Befall That Death, Whene'er He Call, Must Call Too Soon.

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general, I've Information Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Know The Kings Of England, And I Quote The Fights Historical, From Marathon To Waterloo, In Order Categorical.

If The Jests That You Crack Have An Orthodox Smack, You May Get A Bland Smile From These Sages; But Should It, By Chance, Be Imported From France, Half-a-crown Is Stopped Out Of Your Wages!