Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look

When Everyone Is Somebody, Then No One's Anybody.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Who Knows But We May Count Among Our Intellectual Chickens Like Them An Earl Of Thackeray And P'raps A Duke Of Dickens

And That Singular Anomaly, The Lady Novelist-- I Don't Think She'd Be Missed--i'm Sure She'd Not Be Missed!

Is Life A Boon? If So, It Must Befall That Death, Whene'er He Call, Must Call Too Soon.