Beware Of Being The Roller / When

I Believe That If You Don't Want To Do Anything, Then Sit There And Don't Do It, But Don't Expect People To Hand You A Corn Beef Sandwich And Wash Your Socks For You And Unzip Your Fly For You.

Thanksgiving Dinner's Sad And Thankless. Christmas Dinner's Dark And Blue. When You Stop And Try To See It From The Turkey's Point Of View. Sunday Dinner Isn't Sunny. Easter Feasts Are Just Bad Luck. When You See It From The Viewpoint Of A Chicken Or A Duck. Oh How I Once Loved Tuna Salad Pork And Lobsters, Lamb Chops Too Till I Stopped And Looked At Dinner From The Dinner's Point Of View.

If You Are A Dreamer Come In If You Are A Dreamer A Wisher A Liar A Hoper A Pray-er A Magic-bean-buyer If Youre A Pretender Com Sit By My Fire For We Have Some Flax Golden Tales To Spin Come In! Come In!

I Know A Way To Stay Friends Forever, There's Really Nothing To It, I Tell You What To Do, And You Do It.

Never Explain What You Do. It Speaks For Itself. You Only Muddle It By Talking About It.