Beware Of Being The Roller / When

One Sister For Sale, One Sister For Sale, One Crying And Spying Young Sister For Sale I'm Really Not Kidding So Who'll Start The Bidding Do I Hear A Dollar? A Nickle? A Penny? Oh Isnt There Isnt There Isnt There Any One Person Who Will Buy This Sister For Sale This Crying Spying Old Young Sister For Sale.

If You're Sloppy, That's Just Fine. If You're Moody, I Won't Mind. If You're Fat, That's Fine With Me. If You're Skinny, Let It Be. If You're Bossy, That's All Right. If You're Nasty, I Won't Fight. If You're Rough, Well That's Just You. If You're Mean, That's All Right Too. Whatever You Are Is All Okay. I Don't Like You Anyway.

My Beard Grows Down To My Toes, I Never Wears No Clothes, I Wraps My Hair Around My Bare, And Down The Road I Goes.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? Me! Me Who? That's Right? What's Right? Meehoo! That's What I Want To Know! What's What You Want To Know? Me Who? Yes, Exactly! Exactly What? Yes, I Have Exactlywatt On A Chain! Exactly What On A Chain? Yes! Yes What? No, Exactlywatt! That's What I Want To Know! I Told You-exactlywatt! Exactly What? Yes! Yes What? Yes It's With Me. What's With You? Exactlywatt-that's What With Me. Me Who? Yes! Go Away! Knock Knock...

Frozen Dream I'll Take The Dream I Had Last Night And Put It In My Freezer, So Someday Long And Far Away When I'm An Old Grey Geezer, I'll Take It Out And Thaw It Out, This Lovely Dream I've Frozen, And Boil It Up And Sit Me Down A Dip My Old Cold Toes In.