Better To Be A Jerk That Knees

The First Ladyship Is The Only Federal Office In Which The Holder Can Neither Be Fired Nor Impeached.

One Difference Between French Appeasement And American Appeasement Is That France Pays Ransom In Cash And Gets Its Hostages Back While The United States Pays Ransom In Arms And Gets Additional Hostages Taken.

I Was Standing Next To A Famed Geo-politician When The First News Of The Argentine Attack [on The Faulkland Islands] Was Received, And Heard Him Muse Incredulously: "an Old-fashioned Naval Battle. A War Between Two Civilized Nations, Perhaps With Even A Declaration Of War, And Later A Peace Conference. Wow." No Hostages, No Nukes, No Ideologies, No Religious Fanaticism; Just A Fair-and-square War Over National Interests - Hard To Believe, In This Day And Age.

It Behooves Us To Avoid Archaisms. Never Use A Long Word When A Diminutive One Will Do.

Sir Alec Douglas-home, When He Was British Foreign Secretary, Said He Received The Following Telegram From An Irate Citizen: "to Hell With You. Offensive Letter Follows."