Better To Be A Jerk That Knees

When I Need To Know The Meaning Of A Word, I Look It Up In A Dictionary.

The Perfect Christmas Gift For A Sportscaster, As All Fans Of Sports Clichés Know, Is A Scoreless Tie.

Knowing How Things Work Is The Basis For Appreciation, And Is Thus A Source Of Civilized Delight.

One Difference Between French Appeasement And American Appeasement Is That France Pays Ransom In Cash And Gets Its Hostages Back While The United States Pays Ransom In Arms And Gets Additional Hostages Taken.

If You Want To "get In Touch With Your Feelings," Fine, Talk To Yourself. We All Do. But If You Want To Communicate With Another Thinking Human Being, Get In Touch With Your Thoughts. Put Them In Order, Give Them A Purpose, Use Them To Persuade, To Instruct, To Discover, To Seduce. The Secret Way To Do This Is To Write It Down, And Then Cut Out The Confusing Parts.