No One Flower Can Ever Symbolize This

It Behooves Us To Avoid Archaisms. Never Use A Long Word When A Diminutive One Will Do.

After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

Cast Aside Any Column About Two Subjects. It Means The Pundit Chickened Out On The Hard Decision About What To Write About That Day.

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.

Avoid Overuse Of 'quotation “marks.”'