Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.

Nostradamus, Who Predicted That Billy Bailey Would Not Come Home. Never Got A Dinner!

Clint Eastwood's Sex Therapist, Who Said To Clint, Do It Any Which Way You Can, But No Sudden Impact. Never Got A Dinner!

Christopher Columbus, Who Said To Queen Isabella, No, You Got It Wrong! The World Is Round. You're Flat! Never Got A Dinner!

Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!