Belly Buttons Are Cool!

I Love Tv. I Think I'd Do A Half-hour Single-camera Comedy.

Anyone Can Smile On Their Best Day. I Like To Meet A Man Who Can Smile On His Worst.

My Mother Had Lived In London Since I Was Little, So She Never Got To See My School Plays And Stuff.

I Was Always Torn Between Wanting Whatever I Pictured As A Typical High School Experience And That Being Just A Part I Wanted To Play. I've Written About This, But One Of Those Typical High School Experiences Was Drill Team. Like, I Just Really Wanted To Wear A Uniform And Get On The Bus And Be Part Of This Group. As An Only Child, The Idea Of Blending In - And Literally Everyone Being In Sync And Not Standing Out At All - Felt Like Kind Of A Fun Family Thing.

I Have To Introduce The Part Of Me That Feels Like A Winner To The Part Of Me Convinced I’m A Loser, And See If They Can’t Agree To Exist Somewhere Closer To The Middle.