Belly Buttons Are Cool!

As I've Gotten Older, I've Gotten More Liberal, And My Father Is Increasingly Conservative. It's So Shocking To Me Because I Always Thought We Had The Same Politics. The Day I Realized We Voted For Different Presidents, I Practically Fell Out Of My Chair.

Like My Dad, I Have A Christmas Party Most Years. I Like To Celebrate And See As Many People As Possible.

Maybe I Should Sit. Plenty Of People Use Sitting As A Way To Pass The Time.

I Have To Introduce The Part Of Me That Feels Like A Winner To The Part Of Me Convinced I’m A Loser, And See If They Can’t Agree To Exist Somewhere Closer To The Middle.

Once Again, I've Been Thwarted By The Massive Difference Between My Vision Of The Successful Me And The Me I'm Currently Stuck With.