If You Choose To Criticize, You Choose

I Used To Fantasize That Paul Mccartney Would Marry My Sister.

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.

I've Been In Rehabs With Hardcore Heroin Addicts Who Say, 'i've Kicked The Heroin, But I Can't Let Go Of The Tobacco.' I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette In A Long Time. I Like Being Clean Now.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

They Say Military Have The So-called 'secret Intelligence' - This Amount Of Intelligence Must Be Very Secret, Since I've Never Seen Any Intelligent Military Person, Nor I Have Seen Any Sense In The Bloody Stupid Wars.