I Have No Faith In My Ability

People Want It To Be Red, Like Blood. It's Kind Of Funny. When I Used To Throw Meat Into The Audience, I'd Get Letters From Kids' Mothers Saying, "what's The Best Way To Get Blood Stains Out Of My Son's Shirt?"

If You Go Out For A Drink, You Go Out For A Drink. You Don't Think, 'i'll Have A Few Pints. I'll Piss Up This Shrine.'

Freddie Is Great. At A Time When Everybody Around Was Doing God Knows What, Queen Was Making Music.

Mind You, It’s All Bullshit With Wine, Isn’t It? It’s Just F**king Vinegar With A Fizz, No Matter What The Tasters Say.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.