Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better

Supercars Are Supposed To Run Over Arthur Scargill And Then Run Over Him Again For Good Measure. They Are Designed To Melt Ice Caps, Kill The Poor, Poison The Water Table, Destroy The Ozone Layer, Decimate Indigenous Wildlife, Recapture The Falkland Islands And Turn The Entire Third World Into A Huge Uninhabitable Desert, All That Before They Nicked All The Oil In The World.

I Love Alfa Romeos And That [alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] Was Tremendous.

When We Went To Canada [with Top Gear], I Was Staggered About How Many People Got In Touch ... Before We Finish With The Grand Tour, We'll Definitely Be Appearing In Canada At Some Point. Nothing Is More Certain Than That.

She Can Take A Year To Read Something, Whereas I Like A Book That Becomes More Important In My Life That Life Itself. When I Was In The Middle Of 'red Storm Rising' By Tom Clancy - Which Was Not Selected For The Man Booker Shortlist - You Could Have Taken My Liver Out And Fed It To The Dog. And I Wouldn't Have Noticed.

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite