Being Smarter Than You Look Is Better

Nothing Can Prepare You For The Yawning Chasm Of Time That Passes In Canada Before The Healthcare System Actually Does Any Healthcare.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

They Are By Far The Worst Drivers. They Are Spiteful, Dithering, Old And In The Way. They Should Have Their Licences Taken Away.

All This Health And Safety Talk Is Just Killing Me.

Planet Earth Thought It Had £10. But It Turns Out We Only Had £2. Which Means Everyone Must Lose 80% Of Their Wealth