Being Sent Away To School Was No

I Didn't Feel I Belonged In So Perfect A Family.

Dad Was The Only Adult Male I Ever Trusted.

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

I Constantly Looked For Motherly Protection.

I Didn't Spend Much Time With My Parents When I Was Growing Up.