Dad Sometimes Patted Me On The Knee

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

The Odds Against An Adoptee Ending Up As The Child Of The President Of The United States Are Staggering. But Then, So Are The Odds Against A Movie Star Becoming President

People Think I Should Be A Success, But I'm Afraid Of It.

Everyone Seemed To Want A Piece Of Ronald Reagan. It Was Maddening.

I Knew If I Waited Long Enough, The Republican Party Would Rock.