I Knew If I Waited Long Enough,

Everyone Thought I Had Everything. I Had Nothing.

I'm Getting A Little Tired Of Everybody Quoting Ronald Reagan.

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

Dad Sometimes Patted Me On The Knee And Called Me His Little Schmuck.

I Constantly Looked For Motherly Protection.