Being President Of Too Many Well-meaning Organizations

Get Your Friends Together, Go To Your Local Bookstore And Have A Book-buying Party.

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.

Usage Ain't Always A Matter Of Ought.

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.