I Don't Mean To Be A Diva,

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I Get Nervous About Press And About Being Rejected Or Disappointing Myself.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

I Would Like To Say In Defense Of The Christian Religion That There Are Nice Things About It. There Really Are. And Marilyn Can Tear Up The Bible All He Wants And I Understand Why, But... There's Good Things In The Bible. Good Things. Like About, You Know, Not Killing People, And... You Know... Not Sleeping With People's Husbands.