I Don't Mean To Be A Diva,

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.

But Let Me Tell You Something. Gloria Steinem Never Helped Me Out; Larry Flynt Did.