Before I Speak, I Have Something Important

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

There Was No Need To Inform Us Of The Protocol Involved. We Were From Chicago And Knew All About Cement.