Before I Speak, I Have Something Important

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.