Before I Speak, I Have Something Important

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.