Before I Go On Stage, I Pretend

Caffeine Is Like A Really Attractive Girl That Has Nothing To Say. You Get All Jacked Up On It And Then You're Left Feeling Hollow And Empty.

Shakira Is A New Friend, But I Love Her Dearly Already. She's So Sweet And Adorable And Hilarious.

Normal Is Enormously Susceptible To Swinging With The Gusts Of Politics And History. Disguised As Scientific And Fixed, It Is Subjective And Protean. That Is Why I Used The Word Normative Above, A Term Derived From Statistics, Simply Meaning What Most People Do.

I Have A Very Young Brother And Sister, And If You Can Get A Kid Singing The Words To A Song After They Heard It For The First Time, It's A Hit.

People Always - When You Rise, Whenever You're Getting To A Point Where You're A Very Big Band, Which Is A Very Rare Thing, There Are Always Going To Be People That Aren't Going To Like You.