Before I Go On Stage, I Pretend

Hey, Bro...so There's Like 7,000 Paparazzi Outside. Maybe Two Of You Guys Can Roll Over, And One Of You Can Grab The Ferrari, And Then We Can Just Split? Thanks, Bro.

I'm Intelligent Enough To Survive Happily And Be Compassionate. If I Were Too Smart, I Would Realize All The Ills Of The World.

Nothing Wrong With Making Money.

I Love Music Videos, I Really Do. I Think It's Kind Of Sad That It's A Dying Art Form.

I Hate Flying. Know Why? Because No One Really Understands How Planes Actually Work.