I Have A Very Young Brother And

There Are Two Kinds Of Men. There Are Men Who Are F**king Misogynist Pigs And Then There Are Men Who Really Love Women, Who Think They’re The Most Amazing People In The World. And That’s Me. Maybe The Reason I Was Promiscuous And Wanted To Sleep With A Lot Of Them, Is That I Love Them So Much.

I Hate Flying. Know Why? Because No One Really Understands How Planes Actually Work.

I Can Single Handedly Dispel Any Ideas That Sexuality Is Acquired. Trust Me, You're Born With It. My Brother Is Gay, And We Knew When He Was Two.

At Any Maroon 5 Concert, You'll See A Room Backstage Marked 'yoga.'

Roads Taken Far Away From You Are Many. Do Not Fear, Mother; They All Lead Back.