Because Nothing Is As Perfect As You

Stop The Excessive Shopping And Masturbation. Quit Your Job. Start A Fight. Prove You're Alive. If You Don't Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.

You Can Kill A Lifetime Without Feeling Anything But Skin.

If You Don't Know What You Want, You End Up With A Lot You Don't.

For Sure, Even The Worst Blow Job Is Better Than, Say, Sniffing The Best Rose ... Watching The Greatest Sunset. Hearing Children Laugh.

Could You Hold The Chainsaw A Bit Closer To Your Mouth, Please?