Love Is Bullshit. Emotion Is Bullshit.

Going To Work Just Looked Crazy. Eating Another Meal, Ever, Made About As Much Sense As Planting Tulip Bulbs In The Shadow Of A Falling Atom Bomb.

Parenthood Is The Opiate Of The Masses.

Imagine How You’d Feel If Your Whole Life Turned Into A Job You Couldn’t Stand.

There's Worse That People Can Steal From You Than Money.

Anytime My Work Can Coax Bodily Fluids Out Of Someone, I'm Happy.