A Moment Is All You Can Expect

More Than One Side? You're Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Jackass!

These Distraction-oholics. These Focus-ophobics.

If Your Body Is A Temple, You Can Pile Up Too Much Deferred Maintenance. If Your Body Is A Temple, Mine Was A Real Fixer-upper.

History Is Nothing Except Monsters Or Victims. Or Witnesses.

What We Think Of As Halloween Is Really The Product Of Media Barons, City Mayors, And Candy-makers. You Know, Before The 1920s, Halloween Was Really A Terrible, Terrible Night.