Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

When We Played The Back End Of A Horse We Always Knew That If We Worked Hard And Did A Good Job We Could Become The Front End.