Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.