Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

I Smoke Ten To Fifteen Cigars A Day. At My Age I Have To Hold On To Something.