Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

The Happiest People I Know Are The Ones That Are Still Working. The Saddest Are The Ones Who Are Retired. Very Few Performers Retire On Their Own. It's Usually Because No One Wants Them. Six Years Ago Sinatra Announced His Retirement. He's Still Working.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.