Be Quick To Learn And Wise To

Being An Actor Is Easy, Just Picture Someone In A Room And You Outside Waiting For Your Cue To Go In. Elliot Gould's Been Trying That For Forty Years.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.