Be Careful Not To Do Your Good

When Someone Makes A Move Of Which We Don't Approve, Who Is It That Always Intervenes? U.n. And O.a.s., They Have Their Place, I Guess, But First Send The Marines!

On Christmas Day You Can't Get Sore, Your Fellow Man You Must Adore. There's Time To Cheat Him All The More The Other Three Hundred And Sixty-four

The Lord's Our Shepherd, Says The Psalm. But Just In Case, We Better Get A Bomb.

Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And The Catholics Hate The Protestants/ And The Hindus Hate The Muslims/ And Everybody Hates The Jews.

For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful In This World Than The Sight Of A Lone Man Facing Single-handedly A Half A Ton Of Angry Pot Roast!