Be Able To Notice All The Confusion

The Only Real Meaning In Life Can Be Found In A Good Man. And Maybe Paris. Preferably The Two Together.

Be Able To Hiccup Silently, Or At Least Without Alerting Neighbors To Your Situation. The First Hiccup Is An Exception.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

Be Able To Analyze Statistics, Which Can Be Used To Support Or Undercut Almost Any Argument.

Although Spoken English Doesn't Obey The Rules Of Written Language, A Person Who Doesn't Know The Rules Thoroughly Is At A Great Disadvantage.