Know How To Behave At A Fine

Know How To Behave At A Fine Restaurant, Which Is A Telltale Measure Of Social Maturity.

Spending Waiting Moments Doing Crossword Puzzles Or Reading A Book You Brought Yourself.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Know How Weather, Especially Humidity, Can Affect The Movement Of Doors And Windows.