Be Able To Back Up A Car

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Teens Think Listening To Music Helps Them Concentrate. It Doesn't. It Relieves Them Of The Boredom That Concentration On Homework Induces.

A Good Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Morning, But A Great Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Night.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.

I Love Having Ten Times As Much Stuff To Do As I Can Possibly Find Time To Do. That Way, I Can Pick The One-tenth That I Want To Do Most. But If I Only Have Enough To Just Occupy All My Time, I'm Stuck Doing All Of Whatever Stuff It Happens To Be.