Be Able To Analyze Statistics, Which Can

One Of The Few Articles Of Clothing That A Man Won't Try To Remove From A Woman Is An Apron.

[adulthood:] It's When You Stop Doing The Stuff You Have To Make Excuses For And When You Stop Making Excuses For The Stuff You Have To Do.

Ultimately, Our Future Is Like A Mirror. Whenever We Face It, It Always Reflects What We Left Behind.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

I Believe That Love--not Imitation--is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery. Your Imitator Thinks That You Can Be Duplicated; Your Lover Knows You Can't.