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Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds, Of Course.

The Only Real Meaning In Life Can Be Found In A Good Man. And Maybe Paris. Preferably The Two Together.

Have Enough Sense To Know, Ahead Of Time, When Your Skills Will Not Extend To Wallpapering.

Know What Happens When An Individual Declares Bankruptcy And How It Affects His Or Her Life.

Be Able To Sneeze Without Sounding Ridiculous. That Means Neither Stifling Yourself Or Spraying Your Immediate Vicinity.