I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.