I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.