I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Vote!

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.